24 - Ren's Retirement

Dog Water commercial:
- Minuet – Ludwig Van Beethoven, Lee Ashley [OGM] (opening)
- Water Music – George Frideric Handel, Lee Ashley [OGM] (dog water introduced)
- Musette Madeleine – Roland Kovac (man pops the question)
- Valse Moderne – George Fenton, John Leach (couple drinks dog water)
- Water Music – George Frideric Handel, Lee Ashley [OGM] (ending)



Ren’s Retirement:
- Dead March 2 – Alfred Kluten, Frederic Chopin (title card)
- Am Dorfbrunnen A – Otto Sieben (opening)
- Holiday Playtime – Cedric King-Palmer (Ren’s home)
- Rescue – Cecil Milner (Ren rescues old lady under bus)
- Holiday Playtime – Cedric King-Palmer (old lady is smitten with Ren)
- For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow – Trevor Thornton (birthday cake)
- Dramatic Impact (6) – Ivor Slaney (Ren learns he’s 70)
- Trombone Slides – Dick Walter (Stimpy eating birthday cake)
- Dramatic Cue (d) – Ronald Hanmer (“Seventy years old!”)
- Gentle Nostalgic – Alan Braden (“There there now, dry those bloodshot eyes.”)
- Our Mr. Meredith – Eric Winstone (Stimpy comforts Ren)
- Night on Bald Mountain – Modest Mussorgsky (Ren’s visibly older)
- Symphony No. 5, Movement 1 – Ludwig Van Beethoven (Ren looks at himself in the mirror)
- Hollywood Romance – Peter Yorke (Ren decides to retire)
- Folli the Foal – Andrew Fenner (Stimpy feeds Ren like a baby)
- To Death or Glory – Laurie Johnson (Ren thinks he’s in a war)
- Preussens Gloria – Joseph Kanz, Johann Gottfried Piefke (Ren thinks Stimpy is the kaiser)
- Night on Bald Mountain – Modest Mussorgsky (“For the boys who didn’t make it!”)
- Drama Link (k) – Hubert Clifford (Right before Stimpy says “There there, old paint.”)
- Holidays – Ib Glindemann [OGM] (Stimpy tucks Ren into bed)
- Turkey Trot – John Longmire (Ren and Stimpy playing golf)
- Drama Link (i) – Hubert Clifford (Haggis McHaggis approaches)
- March For Jeanie – John Fox (Haggis McHaggis stuffs golf clubs into Ren’s mouth)
- Turkey Trot – John Longmire (“Well, Ren, what did I tell you?”)
- Holiday Playtime – Cedric-King Palmer (more golf)
- Heavenly Voices (a) – David Farnon (Ren looks into the sunset)
- Dramatic String Effects 3 – John Fox (“I’m with you, pal.”)
- Softly She Sleeps – Cedric King-Palmer (pan over to Bali-Hai Mortuary)
- Dancing the Hula – Kapono Beamer (Bali-Hai Mortuary exterior)
- I.T.M.A. (It’s That Man Again) – Michael North (coffin salesman)
- Life or Death – Jack Beaver (Kowalski appears)
- Commissioners – Gerhard Trede (description of cheapest coffin)
- Curtain-Raiser – Alan Braden (best coffin available)
- Longing For Home – David Bell (funeral)
- Peter and the Wolf Overture- Cat’s Theme – Sergei Prokofiev (Wilbur Cobb introduced)
- Funeral Music – Alfred Kluten (“Death… a subject I’M familiar with!”)
- Workaday World – Jack Beaver (Stimpy joins Ren in the coffin)
- Midsummer Night’s Dream – Funeral March – Felix Mendelssohn, Lee Ashley [OGM] (pan of coffin)
- The Nutcracker- Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy – Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (people dragging their butt on Ren’s grave)
- Slow Sax – Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (interior of coffin)
- Spindlelegs – Cedric King-Palmer (worm visitor at the door)

Billy the Beef Tallow Boy commercial:
- Casual Acquaintance – Paul Deveruex (opening)
- Bliss – Alec Gould (girl sad)
- Variete 1 – Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Billy comes to life!)
- Opening Fanfare – Eddie Warner (“I’m Billy the Beef Tallow Boy, that’s true!”)
- Gay Time – Alan Perry (“Now I have a REAL friend to play with!”)
- Billy the Beef Tallow Boy (“You Are What You Eat”) – Lynne Naylor, Chris Reccardi [Original composition]
- Act One – Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] (“Well I see my work here is done!”)
- Merry as a Grig – Van Phillips (doing CPR on dad)


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