27 - Eat My Cookies / Ren's Bitter Half

Eat My Cookies:
- The Swinging Parade – Alan Moorhouse (title card)
- The Toy Trumpet – Raymond Scott (opening at boot camp)
- A Furtive Affair 59 – Dick Walter (scoutmaster introduced)
- Music for Percussion (8 to 13) – Laurie Johnson (“Ya gotta earn some BADGES!”)
- War Statement 8 – Laurie Johnson (drum roll)
- Springtime For Lovers – Len Stevens (Stimpy describing selling cookies)
- Horror Chords (a) – Paddy Kingsland (“…Till midnight to sell all them cookies.”)
- The Toy Trumpet – Raymond Scott (Ren slaps Stimpy)
- Blue Harmonica – Paul Lenart, Richard Rosenblatt (Ren and Stimpy in the desert)
- Static Time – John Scott (Ren and Stimpy are waiting for a customer)
- The Sleeper Awakens – Richard Harvey (Stimpy’s hungry)
- Dramatic Impact 2 – Ivor Slaney (“Oh no, Ren!”)
- Pomp and Circumstance March – Edward Elgar, Fiachra Trench (Stimpy starts to make a speech)
- Brahm’s Lullaby – Johannes Brahms (Ren and Stimpy are full)
- In the Streets – Gerhard Trede (a limo approaches)
- Stealth By Night – Jack Coles (a guy’s head comes out of the limo)
- Trafficscape – Eric Winstone (Ren is about to sell them but Stimpy opens his mouth)
- Colour Bridges (4 1-7) – Sidney Kay (“Here, pig boy, gnaw on this!”)
- Moving Target – Simon Benson, Eugenio Grandi (guy is eating the cactuses)
- Trafficscape – Eric Winstone (guy in limo leaves)
- Barrelhouse Stomp (a) – Jonathan Starkey (card game)
- ? (Ren leaves the card game)
- A Furtive Affair 59 – Dick Walter (“I know the funnest badge of ‘em all.”)
- Drama Link (b) – Hubert Clifford (snipe hunting badge)
- Mists of Illusion – Gilbert Vinter (Stimpy is mesmerized by the snipe concept)
- A Furtive Affair 59 – Dick Walter (scoutmaster leaves)
- Hunting the Hare – Jim Gourlay (right before Ren is yelled at by Stimpy)
- Dramatic Impact 1 – Ivor Slaney (“I want that snipe badge!”)
- Hunting the Hare – Jim Gourlay (Stimpy leaves)
- A Furtive Affair 59 – Dick Walter (scoutmaster laughs)
- Reveille – Richard Myhill (pan down to camp)
- The Toy Trumpet – Raymond Scott (Ren’s about to leave)
- Hunting the Hare – Jim Gourlay (“I caught one, I caught one!”)
- Weapons of War Link 1 – Richard Hill (snipe appears)
- Full Alert – John Scott (Ren’s beat up by the snipe)
- Trumpet Call 1 – Sam Fonteyn (first merit badge earned)
- Sylvia-Pizzicati – Leo Delibes (girls are giving Stimpy some congrats)
- Drama Link (o) – Hubert Clifford (Ren feels dejected)
- A Furtive Affair 59 – Dick Walter (scoutmaster appears again)
- The Toy Trumpet – Raymond Scott (Stimpy reading book)
- Panic Patrol – Kenny Graham (R&S fall off cliff)
- Trumpet Call 1 – Sam Fonteyn (merit badge earned)
- The Toy Trumpet – Raymond Scott (trying to earn more merit badges)
- Colour Bridges (2) – Sidney Kay (badger bites Ren)
- Drama Link (h) – Hubert Clifford (Ren’s attacked by bears)
- Trumpet Call 1 – Sam Fonteyn (merit badge earned)
- Cowboys Delight – Charlie Brissette [original composition] (camp fire scene)
- Smouldering Fury (a) – Trevor Duncan (costumes taken off)
- The Toy Trumpet – Raymond Scott (ending)



Ren’s Bitter Half:
- A Fairy Tale – Raduz and Mahulena – Josef Suk (title card)
- Terror By Night – Hubert Clifford (opening)
- Declamatory Chords – Alan Braden (sting)
- Variete 2 – Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Stimpy reveals the formula)
- Black Swarm – Simon Benson (“Ren! Be careful with that!”)
- Dramatic Cue (d) – Ronald Hanmer (Ren shakes formula)
- A Fairy Tale – Raduz and Mahulena – Josef Suk (formula spills on Ren)
- Drama Link (e) – Hubert Clifford (Ren reacts to the formula)
- Drama Link (d) – Hubert Clifford (Ren reacts some more)
- Night on Bald Mountain – Modest Mussorgsky (Ren splits in half)
- Pictures of Misery – Gerhard Trede (“Ye gods! Ren’s been split into his two opposite halves!”)
- Trombone Slides – Dick Walter (“…And his indifferent side!”)
- Spindlelegs – Cedric King-Palmer (Stimpy’s happy)
- Mud – Ron Aspery (Stimpy and the two Rens on the couch)
- Spindlelegs – Cedric King-Palmer (Evil Ren throws TV)
- Stealth By Night – Jack Coles (Evil Ren laughs)
- Symphony No. 94 (Surprise Symphony) – Franz Joseph Haydn (girl scout)
- Whodunnit? – Steve Race (Evil Ren’s about to plug in the TV)
- Questions – John Scott (Evil Ren laughs)
- Fashion on Parade – Ronald Hanmer (Stimpy and Apathy Ren take a walk)
- Whodunnit? – Steve Race (Evil Ren barracades the door)
- Static Link (d) – Gregor F. Narholz (Hours later…)
- Fashion on Parade – Ronald Hanmer (Stimpy and Apathy Ren enter the house)
- Static Link (a) – Gregor F. Narholz (“Oh Evil Ren…?”)
- Colour Bridges (3) – Sidney Kay (“What’s this stuff?”)
- Bassoon Link (b) – Richard Myhill (Stimpy’s record melts)
- Light Eerie – Geordie Hormel (“Mousy!”)
- Sublime Ghost – William Loose, John Seely [Capitol Records] (“Careful, Ren!”)
- Horror Chords (c) – Paddy Kingsland (Ren holds the litter)
- Dramatic Sting #9 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Stimpy screams)
- Dangerous E – Mladen Franko (Ren dumps the litter)
- Brickbats (1-8); Brickbat (build-up) – Laurie Johnson (Stimpy’s tied up)
- Woodland Scene – John Fox (“You and Deadpan Ren need each other!”)
- Tristesse – Gerhard Trede (“Let me help put you back together.”)
- Sweet Air A – Mladen Franko (“I’ve seen a part of myself no man should ever see.”)
- Approaching Evil – Chris Payne, Paul Rogers (Ren dumps more formula on himself)
- Power Master – Jack Beaver (“But what if there were two evil Ren’s?”)
- Life or Death – Jack Beaver (“The world would be doomed!”)
- A Fairy Tale – Raduz and Mahulena – Josef Suk (Ren’s split again)
- Trombone Slides – Dick Walter (Evil Ren and Hideously Evil Ren hook up)
- Sunday Service (b) – Peter Lea-Cox (wedding)
- Nat. Anthem of France A – Alfred Kluten, Rouget de Lisle (Evil Ren and Hideously Evil Ren drive off)
- Poetic Love Theme B – Mladen Franko (ending)

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