26 - Hard Times for Haggis

Hard Times For Haggis:
- Dorinda McClure – Dougie Pincock (title card)
- Blue Hills – Ronald Hanmer (opening)
- Longing For Home – David Bell (Haggis’s wall of accomplishments)
- Clock and Bass Suspense – Chris Reccardi [Original composition] & From the Cockpit – Garry Hardman (Haggis sits waiting for his show to start)
- Sunshine Patrol – Tom Elliot [OGM] (Haggis turns on the TV)
- Scotsman Show Theme – Chris Reccardi [Original composition] (The Scotsman titles)
- Showtime Fill (c) – Gary Kettel (“And here’s Haggis in this week’s episode…”)
- Big Show Theme – Robert Sharples (“The Scotsman Beats His Dog!”)
- Showtime (a) – Robert Sharples (Haggis laughs at his show)
- The Saucy Postcard – Richard Myhill (stupid butler)
- Black Swarm – Simon Benson (“Who’s the funniest cartoon on TV, huh?!”)
- Showtime Fill (b) – Gary Kettel (“Duh… Rodney and Boo-winky?”)
- Drama Link (b) – Hubert Clifford (The Scotsman is cancelled)
- Ren & Stimpy Theme (R&S on TV)
- News Flash – Sam Fonteyn (news program)
- Saw Theme – William Trytel (space program)
- Star Parade – Tony Kinsey (Stimpy advertising shaving cream)
- Symphony No. 6 Pastorale (4th Movement) – Ludwig Van Beethoven (Haggis yells)
- Weapons of War Link 1 – Richard Hill (“They’ll rue the day they crossed Haggis McHaggis!”)
- Conflict Link 1 – Richard Hill (Haggis runs down the stairs)
- Hawaiian Flower – Jon Jelmer (Ren & Stimpy appear at the mansion)
- Be Cool (b) – Benny Carter (salesman throws Haggis out)
- Disaster – Bruce Campbell (Haggis pounds on the front door)
- Fond Memories of Portree – David Bell (“Now you’ve gone and done it! You’ve made me cry!”)
- Radar Room – Sam Fonteyn (“I’ve got to think of a solution!”)
- Gay Time – Alan Perry (“I shall return!”)
- Haggis Walk – Chris Reccardi [Original composition] (Haggis walking into town, muttering angrily)
- Fly By Night – Montague Ewing (Haggis runs up to the crowd)
- Shock Horror (a) – Dick Walter (Haggis is shocked to see it’s Ren & Stimpy they’re watching)
- Panic Patrol – Kenny Graham (Haggis tries to cover the TVs)
- Fire (JB-28) – William Loose, Jack Cookerly [Capitol Records] (Haggis sees Ren and Stimpy everywhere)
- Sublime Ghost – William Loose, John Seely (Haggis sees Ren and Stimpy in the clouds)
- Poppin’ Around – Bruce Campbell (“Hey mister, look what I got!”)
- Largo Op.28 E-Minor – Frederic Chopin, Helmuth Brandenburg (Haggis walking in the park)
- Luck o’ the Irish – Richard Myhill (old lady feeding the birds)
- Valse Aux Champs-Elysees – Daniel Janin (Haggis eating the bird seed)
- Brutal B – Gerhard Trede (Haggis coughing up the bird seed)
- Valse Aux Champs-Elysees – Daniel Janin (Haggis is beat up)
- Divertimento No.2 In B-Flat Maj.Kv 439B-Menuetto – Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Ren and Stimpy enjoying the mansion)
- The Four Seasons: Spring – Antonio Vivaldi (Ren and Stimpy at dinner)
- Latin Night Life – Erik Markman [OGM] (Haggis at the toy store window)
- Voodoo Victim – Gilbert Vinter (a mysterious person buys the Haggis doll)
- Smouldering Fury (a) – Trevor Duncan (mysterious person goes into the alley)
- Very End – Sam Fonteyn (the mysterious person is Whacky)
- Polovtsian Dances from Prince Igor – Alexander Borodin (memories)
- Poet and the Peasant Overture – Franz von Suppe (dog gets a crazed look)
- ? (close-up of Whacky’s eyes)
- Cataclysm – Maurice Jarre (Whacky beats up the doll)
- Dangerous A – Mladen Franko (Haggis screams and runs into the street)
- – Bridge Over Water – Chris Reccardi [Original composition] & Symphony No. 6 Pastorale (4th Movement) – Ludwig Van Beethoven (Haggis at the bridge)
- Erotic Nightmare – W. Merreck Farran (“I’ll just END IT ALL!”)
- Dramatic Mechanical Main Theme – Philip Green (wind blows)
- Catwalk – Kenny Graham (ad blows onto Haggis’s face)
- Gay Activity – Clive Richardson (“I’ll have me revenge at last!”)
- Workaday World – Jack Beaver (“They’ll be sorry!”)
- Commissioners – Gerhard Trede (Rent a Thug)
- Hit and Run – Ralph Dollimore (Haggis driving in the car with his thugs)
- Curtain-Raiser – Alan Braden (opening night of a new R&S episode)
- Hit and Run – Ralph Dollimore (Haggis enters the studio)
- Act One – Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] (Ren and Stimpy getting make-up applied)
- Uppers and Downers (2) – Kenny Graham (Ren and Stimpy are beat up by the thugs)
- Stirring Drums of the Highlands – John Fox (everyone’s tied up)
- ? (Ben and Stumpy main titles)
- Country Music #1 – Dan Kirsten [OGM] (guitar music during Ben & Stumpy)
- Take a Bow 2 – David Lindup (end of show)
- I.T.M.A. (It’s That Man Again) – Michael North (show was a success)
- Goldfinger – Robert Mersey (“What are you doing here? I fired your butt!”)
- Romance at Midnight – Johnny Pearson (Ben and Stumpy in the limo)
- Showtime #6 – Neil Amsterdam [OGM] (Ren, Stimpy, and Haggis under a bridge)



Dog Water Commercial:
- Minuet in G – Ludwig Van Beethoven (opening)
- Alla Hornpipe-Water Music – George Frideric Handel (dog water introduced)
- Musette Madeleine – Roland Kovac (man pops the question)
- Valse Moderne – George Fenton, John Leach (couple drinks dog water)
- Alla Hornpipe-Water Music – George Frideric Handel (ending)

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